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Post by Antonio on Jan 16, 2010 19:05:15 GMT -5
Last week me and my friend were walking around campus and I has gas all day, he recored me farting in front of random people. Lol you should have seen the look on peoples faces when I did it. We watched the video and laughed our heads off for like 30 minutes good farts=good times.
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Post by Kimm on Feb 5, 2010 2:28:05 GMT -5
Last week me and my friend were walking around campus and I has gas all day, he recored me farting in front of random people. Lol you should have seen the look on peoples faces when I did it. We watched the video and laughed our heads off for like 30 minutes good farts=good times. Hi Antonio. Dont you love the reactions of people? Ive had people go "Was that YOU?!" "Hey did you hear that it was that blond chick." "Those girls are farting" Its great. ;D ;D ;D Theyre appalled that youll just rip it in front of people you dont even know. |
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Post by fartinggurl on Feb 6, 2010 21:57:22 GMT -5
People's different reactions to farts just cracks me up. ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on Feb 9, 2010 2:45:43 GMT -5
"Eaayywww"
"Was THAT YOU"?"
"Holy Sh.T!"
"What did you eat?"
"Aren't you going to say 'excuse me?'"
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Post by Beangirl on Feb 9, 2010 19:59:17 GMT -5
Hey Homeboy..  All right..  You show everyone how the West was really won. We used Burrito Bombs. You don't think the shoot out at the O.K. Coral was with guns do you??  |
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Post by Ordinaryguy on Feb 10, 2010 0:17:37 GMT -5
Put that on youtube man! I absolutely love reactions to farts, they're almost funnier than farts themselves. Almost...
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Post by Blastgirl on Feb 11, 2010 2:48:39 GMT -5
Hey Homeboy.. All right.. You show everyone how the West was really won. We used Burrito Bombs. You don't think the shoot out at the O.K. Coral was with guns do you?? That reminds me of a time in a Hardees. Kim, a friend of hers and me. Well the other girl took the last chicken finger and sort of taunted about having the last one and eating it. She was on the inside of the booth and Kim was on the outside. Well Kim said "Die Bi tch" Well she lifted a cheek toward the girl and she farted really loud. And stinky too. ;D |
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Post by dannyboy on Feb 11, 2010 4:21:51 GMT -5
I have 3 lovely sisters.
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Post by Kimm on Feb 13, 2010 16:50:16 GMT -5
And we all love you too. Remember this afternoon I farted on you? It wasnt intended to be right on him but thats what happened. He was hogging the saltine crackers and jelly. I wanted a cracker and he kept moving the package out of my reach. I tried to sneak in and take the package but he got it before I could and held it away from me again. It had to be 20 minutes or more later I came by his chair again only this time with a rumble in my tummy. ;D I put my foot on the left leg of his chair and therefore my butt about a foot from his shoulder but he still reached to grab the crackers so I cant get them but that tangled us and my butt was right on his ear when I farted. It was a good assertive BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT Oh I got the crackers and walked off leaving him to bask in my glory. Sadly there were only about 4 crackers left though. |
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Post by dannyboy on Feb 14, 2010 11:41:07 GMT -5
Oh come on this is a bit of an exaggeration here. The story happened for the majority of what Kimm said but she got my shoulder not my ear. At bowling she kept telling friends "I farted on my brother's face and took his crackers."
It was my shoulder and if I really didn't want her to get the crackers she wouldn't have believe me.
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Post by Kimm on Mar 5, 2010 21:06:14 GMT -5
A thing is I was teaching today and a kid farted. Thinking Id be bothered by it. Of course I can not display my true attitude for farting while teaching. I just cant.
So I just laughed and said "I see school lunches havent gotten any better." and continued with my lesson.
That seemed to surprise a few kids but I think farts are great I wasnt going to scold the kid.
I remember a story when I was a student. On at least 20 occasions I had to write
I will not fart/pass gas in school 100 times and have it signed by my parents.
I know a story I had some mean gas in 11th grade once I was blowing loud BBBBBBBBBPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
And it reeked. That happened at least 4 times before he teacher Mr Holden came over and escorted me by the arm to the hallway and then goes back in the room and says "now that the source of the evil is removed we can continue."
I guess that teacher told my parents about that on open house. My parents were kind of embarrassed about that but I guess my dad recovered by saying "Kim has a case of IBS and sometimes she just laughs it off because she cant help it."
That was a way for not saying "our daughter has a gross sense of humor and farts all the time."
;D
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 5, 2010 22:20:58 GMT -5
I love it when a kid farts in class! Even though there life is ruined it sure makes the school day better. I launched an SBD from hell once in the sixth grade and to this day will never forget how funny it was! |
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Post by Kimm on Mar 13, 2010 16:16:35 GMT -5
I farted all the time in school and usually without caring who knew it didnt bother me at all.
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