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Post by farti1 on Dec 28, 2009 10:28:29 GMT -5
Rolaids?  ? The Mexican Food here is made by Real Mexicans, its a little different, or whats wrong with my body? Strange sounds and could be some Jet Propulsion on the floor tonight, maybe I can use it for a passing gear?  |
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Post by Kimm on Jan 1, 2010 15:38:27 GMT -5
Rolaids are no match for good food. They might make your tummy less painful but they dont make your butt less noisy. Not mine anyway.
Gas x and beano probably do that but they make these products with the assumption you dont want to fart. What about you and me who prefer to fart as often as possible and in the event somebody doesnt hear it I tell them I farted. But thats how I am. ;D
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Post by farti1 on Jan 1, 2010 19:26:17 GMT -5
I am rolling along, Brickhouse is thumping over the speakers.....I let one go. This was one of those that hurts your cheeks and echos  2 teenage gals skating to the outside of me started blaming each other for farting ;D I had to get off of the floor before I fell down laughing  |
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Post by Kimm on Jan 1, 2010 19:32:44 GMT -5
Skating rinks and dance floors seem to provide the setting for the worst smelling farts too.
This makes me think of a story not that long ago. My mom, me and 2 of my cousins went to a dance event. I did a SBD during the Macarena song. Everybody knew I blew it. My mom just glares over and goes "Gross Kim!!!" I go "Yeah, but it was painful to my tummy." My mom goes "now its painful to our noses!"
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Post by Beangirl on Jan 1, 2010 20:01:53 GMT -5
Ha! Just think what Kimmie would have farted if it was The Tush Push.! ;D
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Post by farti1 on Jan 2, 2010 18:28:39 GMT -5
I imagine after the tush push we all had better be doing "the safety dance  |
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Post by Kimm on Jan 3, 2010 20:49:45 GMT -5
Ha! Just think what Kimmie would have farted if it was The Tush Push.! ;D I farted some fumy At least 4 times today the room cleared. My mom, my brother and my dad bolted after an excessively foul 1 that I am very proud of, Im in there giggling and they all headed out my sister comes down stairs. Not Blastgirl my other sister, my mom goes "You probably dont want to go near miss Sweetcheeks over there." Tammy goes "Kim did you fart?" My dad goes "Did she ever!" I blew another fart but it didnt make much noise and I go I dont even have to say excuse me because youre all out there." My dad goes "when do you ever say excuse me anyway?" I go "well I dont have to start with this 1." I blew at least 4 sbD capital D in this that made my family rather angry with me. |
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Post by fartinggurl on Jan 20, 2010 21:14:31 GMT -5
I'm still farting from today's lunch of Burger King, and yesterday's dinner of Taco Bell. My parents and I were over at my grandparents house yesterday just playing some board games.
I was letting off these foul and noisy farts, and as we were playing Scattergories, I let off this BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP! and in about two seconds it just reeked. My mom, who was sitting beside me, got up from her chair and moved, while my dad and grandparents held their noses. At one point, my grandma got out the Fabreeze and sprayed it near where I was sitting, as I just laughed.
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Post by Kimm on Feb 5, 2010 21:38:06 GMT -5
Thats a compliment when they spray that at you. That means youre getting to them. ;D
Ever have the kind that blows you off the chair and then pops after a couple seconds but actually kind of holds you up before it goes "PLATSH"
I get those sometimes. The compressed air fart. ;D
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Post by Classicblast on Feb 6, 2010 0:07:53 GMT -5
Clearing the air means to explain. Kimm seems to believe clearing the room is the solution.
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Post by Beangirl on Feb 6, 2010 15:49:13 GMT -5
LOL! as sick as I can get and I can get pretty sick. The Blast Family can always make me LMAO. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Feb 6, 2010 19:12:37 GMT -5
LOL! as sick as I can get and I can get pretty sick. The Blast Family can always make me LMAO. ;D Im glad to say I do something well. My family and I that is. I blew a fart about an hour ago. An uneventful loud enough but not much stink if any. It was just a me going "Hey listen" My mom goes "Oh no!" I leaned forward and BBBBBBBPPPPPLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTT My mom goes "you truly have a gas problem." I dont though. Whenever I feel bloated I fart and I feel much better. Thats not any problem. ;D |
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Post by fartinggurl on Feb 6, 2010 22:10:23 GMT -5
Today I was folding kitchen towels in my parents bedroom with my mom, when I felt a fart coming. I said to my mom, "Guess what?" then I lifted my leg and let off a BBBBLLLAAATTTTT! It did not make much noise, but the smell was horrible. My mom then said sarcastically, "Thanks for sharing that with me." It's always good to share. ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on Feb 9, 2010 2:44:26 GMT -5
You're supposed to share. Its the polite thing to do. ;D
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