Post by Mahnarch on Sept 5, 2009 20:56:49 GMT -5
There I was, sitting at the decrepid bar stool - swilling my last drop of whiskey when.... she walked in.
Of all the bars in all the world; she walked into mine.
She didn't just walk in. She flowed in, as water from a floe. Her red hair wafting as if hung from strings on the ceiling.
She ascends near me.
"$^*)($&$&^", she says, over the loud juke box.
"WHAT?!!", I yell.
"@*{^(*&())&", she yells back.
"What?!!", I yell, again.
She slides over one stool and asks, "Have they closed the kitchen, yet?"
I can only stare into her ocean blue eyes and answer, "Yea. They closed at 6."
With a closed fist slammed on the counter she yells, "F***!!!"
I lean toward her and begin my questions:
1) Can you lift a 150lb man from a stand?
2) If I were to shove you, standing face to face, how far would you fall back? (I'm 145lbs.) (1 Gravity)
3) If a cop stopped you and asked if he could search your car, what would you say?
4) Do you have a Cycle Endorsement?
5) Have you ever busted someone else's tooth?
6) Do you speak Russian?
7) What color is the carpet in your bedroom?
8) Are you in your bedroom, now?
9) If you were able to jump 10ft, straight up; could you look into your house's second story windows?
10) Do you own a knife that wasn't bought at WalMart?
11) How many dollar bills ($1) are in your possession at this moment?
12) What is your record par - full course?
13) Have you ever sunk a golf cart into a pond?
14) If I were to stab you in the eye with a fork... How would you react?
15) If I were to squeeze ketchup onto your white tank top, how would you react?
16) Have you ever been in a brewery?
17) Would you ever date Side Show Bob?
18) Do you have any tatoos? (What and where?)
19) If you were a grizzly bear, would you maul beangurl?
20) How would you climb a dirt hill? (5ft tall)
21) Hit any key, in the dark, without looking.
Of all the bars in all the world; she walked into mine.
She didn't just walk in. She flowed in, as water from a floe. Her red hair wafting as if hung from strings on the ceiling.
She ascends near me.
"$^*)($&$&^", she says, over the loud juke box.
"WHAT?!!", I yell.
"@*{^(*&())&", she yells back.
"What?!!", I yell, again.
She slides over one stool and asks, "Have they closed the kitchen, yet?"
I can only stare into her ocean blue eyes and answer, "Yea. They closed at 6."
With a closed fist slammed on the counter she yells, "F***!!!"
I lean toward her and begin my questions:
1) Can you lift a 150lb man from a stand?
2) If I were to shove you, standing face to face, how far would you fall back? (I'm 145lbs.) (1 Gravity)
3) If a cop stopped you and asked if he could search your car, what would you say?
4) Do you have a Cycle Endorsement?
5) Have you ever busted someone else's tooth?
6) Do you speak Russian?
7) What color is the carpet in your bedroom?
8) Are you in your bedroom, now?
9) If you were able to jump 10ft, straight up; could you look into your house's second story windows?
10) Do you own a knife that wasn't bought at WalMart?
11) How many dollar bills ($1) are in your possession at this moment?
12) What is your record par - full course?
13) Have you ever sunk a golf cart into a pond?
14) If I were to stab you in the eye with a fork... How would you react?
15) If I were to squeeze ketchup onto your white tank top, how would you react?
16) Have you ever been in a brewery?
17) Would you ever date Side Show Bob?
18) Do you have any tatoos? (What and where?)
19) If you were a grizzly bear, would you maul beangurl?
20) How would you climb a dirt hill? (5ft tall)
21) Hit any key, in the dark, without looking.
So it depends how afraid I was. I'd definately ask why and what was going on. 
Yeah, I would fart so bad ..You would be blown into your next life! 
