Post by fartinggurl on Jul 4, 2009 19:50:54 GMT -5
Thursday night I had just come home from work, and I was eating dinner in front of the TV in the kitchen, watching 'Home Improvement.' My mom was in the kitchen making hard boiled eggs. Anyway in the middle of eating, I felt what I thought was going to be a tiny fart, coming. I leaned over in the chair I was sitting on, and I let off a loud BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
I swear it lasted almost 5 seconds. I'll admit even I was shocked by how long and loud it was, as I was expecting it to be a tiny fart. My mom looked at me from where she was standing by the stove, and yelled to my dad in the living room, "I think (my name) just launched herself into orbit." I started laughing as my dad said, "I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbors heard that." It did not smell too good, either. ;D I announced that the air did not smell good where I was sitting, and my dad said that he would not be going into the kitchen anytime soon.
I swear it lasted almost 5 seconds. I'll admit even I was shocked by how long and loud it was, as I was expecting it to be a tiny fart. My mom looked at me from where she was standing by the stove, and yelled to my dad in the living room, "I think (my name) just launched herself into orbit." I started laughing as my dad said, "I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbors heard that." It did not smell too good, either. ;D I announced that the air did not smell good where I was sitting, and my dad said that he would not be going into the kitchen anytime soon.
