Hmmm..... I don't knooOOWwww......
How's about this?
(I've changed the thread title to match this for him.)
Cruising on the I-80, my tractor/trailer starts to misfire.
Hitting the engine brake I veer onto the exit ramp and come to a stop.
"I could really use a double cheeseburger.", I says to myself.
Shifting into 4rth I let up on the clutch.
The truck lurches forward and spudders to a stop, blocking off half of the intersection.
The light turns red just as a cop rolls up.
"There a problem here?", he asks, pulling out his stun gun (cuz he hates truck drivers, cuz his mom ran off with one when he was 7...).
"Nope", I say. I point to a nearby construction site - next to a McDonalds.
There, a scrawny, short young man with a large, scraggly beard appears at the curb....
"Is that your shipper?", the officer asks.
"I hope not.", I reply.
Suddenly, a large, muscular-type man of addonis features appears and rests his elbow on the smaller man's head.
"That's him", I reply.
"Oh. That's Thunderbird. You're good to go.", the officer says as he wets his pants and scurries into his cruiser...
Thunderbird walks over and pushes my semi and 40,000lbs of freight across the intersection and into his lot.
This is where I begin the interview - after I ask his permission to breath the sweet air that comes from mother Earth:
1) Thunderbird.... How many inches tall are you?
2) What is the total winnings of your last lottery....winnings.. (see, there's too many "winnings" in that....yeah..)
3) If I were to take a red Sharpie and swipe it down the side of your personal truck.....would there be a difference from the original color?
4) How many cinder blocks can you lift at one time?
5) If you had a canary; what would you name it?
6) How many feet from you is the nearest TV? (What is on said TV?)
7) If you ran down the street - in the dark of night - when would you come across the first street lamp? (assuming you ran to the right out of your front yard).
8) How many times can you bench 180lbs?
9) Is Blastgirl taller or shorter than thee?
10) If you converted to Islam and took an Arabic name...what would it be? (I would be Sa-Lammo Al-fisto)
11) How many quarters can you stick up your nostrils in one setting? (I can do $2 - both nostrils)
12) Do you do Septic Tank work? If so, can I get some advice?
13) What's the highest level you've ever been off the ground? (including airplanes)
14) What is the closest thing to your left (at your computer) that is...... green?
15) What composition is your driveway at home? (Concrete then gravel? Asphalt to the road? etc?)
16) When is the last time you mowed your yard, personally?
17) Have you ever commited a felony? (Where were you on the night of February 18, at 8PM?)
18) Favorite beer?
19) Who's your ideal body figure;
Lou Ferrigno or
Bill Bixby?
20) Look down, right now....... What color is your floor?
