Good to hear

[Kimm]

Well we all know what eating a lot does for our gastritory system? Well it makes us fart. Oh yeah the good old feast day rump fire.

Well about 4 oclock was supper time, and about 6 o clock was suffer time for everybody in my path.

We were having a conversation and I go "I do have something you might not like hearing."

I think everybody knew I was about to fart.
I lifted a cheek and blew a good 1.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT

At least 3 seconds.

My mom goes "Come on!!! thats so unladylike."
My dad goes "I dont mind hearing that I just dont want to smell it.

My cousin Paul called me mrs buttfire.

Some time later I was walking from the kitchen to the living room and 2 in a row came out like
BBBBBPPLLLLLLAAAAAATTTT

BBBPPLLLAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

My brother goes "Same to you." My mom goes "Did you fart again Kim?" I go "Yep I sure did."

So then about later at night my boyfriend got to come over for a while we were watching the Rocky Marathon and I did 3 in a row
BBPPLLATT.... BBPLLAATT..... BBBPPLLAATT

My dad goes "Rocky doesnt need all that training just have whatever shes having and the battle would never make it out of the first round.

My boyfriend goes "I feel the love."
All I could do was giggle. ;D

[Ordinaryguy]

I love Rocky! Rocky could TOTALLY out-fart Apollo Creed and Mr. T

[Kimm]

Thats how you go the distance. ;D

Thats the only thing that got him through the Russian fighter. That big mountain of a man was too stiff to fart and that did him in.

[Kimm]

Today I was folding towels on a portable table in the living room and I had a big rumbly ready so I lifted a cheek and let it go.

BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I go "That felt good."

My mom rolls her eyes and goes "Keep your stinky butt away from me." My dad was in the kitchen to get a drink and when he comes in th livingroom he goes "I heard that Kim!"

I go "Thats good. Can you smell it yet?" my mom goes "I CAN!!!!"

I go "YESSSSS!!!"

Then after supper about an hour ago my boyfriend is a fireman and he had to work at 6 tonight til 6pm he is a fireman and he works 4 days on 12 hours a day 3 days off and the shift rotates.

Well anyway we were kind of trying to battle for a phone to read a text message before each other. He got the phone away and read it first. A few minutes later I bent over and I farted a long loud

BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT

I started fanning my butt and then the air towards him. My mom comes in and goes "I assume she farted?!!!" I was laughing too hard to answer but Adam goes "You assume correctly."

It reeked so bad my mom goes "You better check your undies Kim because that might not just be air."

[fartinggurl]

On Christmas day, my mom was unwrapping a present, and I was getting more presents out from under the tree, and as I was doing that I farted a BBBBLLLLAAAAPPPPP! I then said, "There's another present for you, Mom." My mother said sarcastically, "Thanks. Just what I've always wanted." My dad then said, "We get that from you every day of the year."

[Phil]

Why wait til Christmas to send cheer?

[farti1]

The "gift" that keeps on giving

[Kimm]

Dec 30, 2008 22:35:15 GMT -5 farti1 said:

The "gift" that keeps on giving

I brought out some New Years cheer today. Hooolleeee were my farts reeking. Whooooo

Well I have blown at least 100 farts since the new yaer. Thats a lot even for me.

I blew 2 watching part of the report on the Rose Bowl game I was sitting on the floor and I lifted a cheek and grinned. My mom goes "Shes going to fart."

BBBPPLLAATTT...........BBPPLAATTT

I fanned it out and my mom goes "Holy sh' KIMM that doesnt smell like a Rose Bowl. It smells more like a toilet bowl.

I walked out of the living room some time later and the 3 step pops came out.

BBBPLLAATT step

BBBPLLAATT step

BBBPPLAAATT step

My dad goes "I see you new Years resolution wasnt to fart any less."

I go "I was hoping to fart more actually. I dont think I let it go enough." Kidding of course.

My mom goes "YOu do plenty!"

Its been going on all day. I did 1 about half hour ago that was at least 3 seconds and it was just 1 fart.

Im so ladylike. ;D

[Kimm]

I just did a medium sized sounded like a moan

Brrraaaaaahhhhh

My dad goes "That butt of yours is never quiet."

I go "I will not be silenced."
A few moments later the smell hit. "Holy cow Kim, that wasnt much of 1 but damn its a killer."

I feel another 1 brewing right now... ;D

[Kimm]

Update. It was an SBD.

A ffffffffflllllllllllllssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

I stood up and fanned around my butt my mom goes "you sh(t your pants!!!"

I go "Yeah." My boyfriend just pulled his sweatshirt over his face and goes "You might be cute but youre a killer." My mom sprayed my butt with glade.

[Kimm]

I just had 3 go off.

I felt it coming on and I put my hand over my tummy and smiled and I go "Mmm guess what, I have to fart."

My dad goes "Uh oh, gang way."

I lifted a cheek and it was 3.

BBBBPPLLAATTT.........BBBPPLLAATTT......BBPPLLAATTTT

I definitely feel better.

My mom goes "Oh geez Kiimmmmmmm"

My brother goes "Kimmy lets out the dragon again."

It still smells in here.

[Blastgirl]

I just let a loud one go.

Classic looks over and said "Ohh Good grief!"

I said "I'm just making sure you're paying attention to me."

He chuckled and shook his head.

[Kimm]

I just lifted off my chair and blew a big fart.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

March 6, 2009 9:53pm.
It felt really good. My dads chuckling over there. My mom goes "Um, what just happened?" (Like she doesnt know)

My dad goes "You should have heard the fart she just blew. It was at least 170 decibels"

I just waved the air behind my but towards my parents because Im such a nice girl. ;D