Post by Mahnarch on Jul 25, 2008 21:28:00 GMT -5
The grizzled, old pirate captain stands, perched in his crows nest.
The wind blows through his long furled hair as he looks over the open water.
Suddenly, he spots a ship in the distance.
"Avast, Mateys!! Hoist th' main sail an' turn 'er t' starboard.
Ready th' cannons an' prepare t' broad side!!!!"
The captain plunges his knife into the sail and slides down, landing squarely on the main deck and runs to the first cannon near him.
He lights the wick.
BOOM!!
The cannonball hurdles through the air.......crashing into a nearby dock crane with a loud claaaang! before falling, harmlessly to the ground.
A voice comes from the dock:
"You should've used more powder."
Yar. More powder.
Captain Mahnarch jumps down from his ship, the 'Scourging Chipmunk', which is in dry dock - being repaired from running into a low bridge.
Who be ye, matey?
I'm Antonio. You called me to come down.
Aye! I did. Let's get lunch at me favorite restaurant. Arrrrr-bys!
1) What do you do for a living?
2) How long is your hair?
3) What color shirt are you wearing right now?
4) How much change do you have/did you have in your pocket (today)?
5) What color game controller do you use?
6) What size TV do you have in your room?
7) When's the last time you climbed a tree (higher than the first branch)?
8) If you were my navigator on the ol' Chipmunk - would you steer us through the Bermuda Triangle, or chicken out and steer around it?
9) Do you have a mustache? Are you willing to grow one, if not? (and take a picture to post, here)
10) If you carried a gun, which hip would you hang it on?
11) Does your car have Remote Start?
12) Preference: Upright or Shop Vac?
13) DSL, Cable or Modem for your internets?
14) What brand of toothpaste do you use?
15) Open your local phone book to a random page and, with your eyes closed, point to a name.....what is it? (first name only)
16) Would you rather have your retirement in a Roth IRA, or a Money Market account, earning 12% on average?
17) Have you ever done the 'Dukes of Hazzard' hood slide?
18) Zippo or Bic?
19) What's the pointiest thing within arm's reach? (without stretching and falling out of your chair)
20) If you turn to channel.........23...what's on, right now? (even if it's static)
And a bonus:
21) If you were an elephant, would you spray people with water just for fun?
The wind blows through his long furled hair as he looks over the open water.
Suddenly, he spots a ship in the distance.
"Avast, Mateys!! Hoist th' main sail an' turn 'er t' starboard.
Ready th' cannons an' prepare t' broad side!!!!"
The captain plunges his knife into the sail and slides down, landing squarely on the main deck and runs to the first cannon near him.
He lights the wick.
BOOM!!
The cannonball hurdles through the air.......crashing into a nearby dock crane with a loud claaaang! before falling, harmlessly to the ground.
A voice comes from the dock:
"You should've used more powder."
Yar. More powder.
Captain Mahnarch jumps down from his ship, the 'Scourging Chipmunk', which is in dry dock - being repaired from running into a low bridge.
Who be ye, matey?
I'm Antonio. You called me to come down.
Aye! I did. Let's get lunch at me favorite restaurant. Arrrrr-bys!
1) What do you do for a living?
2) How long is your hair?
3) What color shirt are you wearing right now?
4) How much change do you have/did you have in your pocket (today)?
5) What color game controller do you use?
6) What size TV do you have in your room?
7) When's the last time you climbed a tree (higher than the first branch)?
8) If you were my navigator on the ol' Chipmunk - would you steer us through the Bermuda Triangle, or chicken out and steer around it?
9) Do you have a mustache? Are you willing to grow one, if not? (and take a picture to post, here)
10) If you carried a gun, which hip would you hang it on?
11) Does your car have Remote Start?
12) Preference: Upright or Shop Vac?
13) DSL, Cable or Modem for your internets?
14) What brand of toothpaste do you use?
15) Open your local phone book to a random page and, with your eyes closed, point to a name.....what is it? (first name only)
16) Would you rather have your retirement in a Roth IRA, or a Money Market account, earning 12% on average?
17) Have you ever done the 'Dukes of Hazzard' hood slide?
18) Zippo or Bic?
19) What's the pointiest thing within arm's reach? (without stretching and falling out of your chair)
20) If you turn to channel.........23...what's on, right now? (even if it's static)
And a bonus:
21) If you were an elephant, would you spray people with water just for fun?
