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Post by Mahnarch on Jun 7, 2008 15:48:08 GMT -5
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
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Post by Jason O'Lewa on Jun 7, 2008 17:14:39 GMT -5
haha my name is close to that.
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Post by aido179 on Jun 8, 2008 15:51:29 GMT -5
hehe, I heard that one before. its a great one!
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Post by Mahnarch on Jun 10, 2008 3:21:05 GMT -5
HA!
I was going to change it to 'Ostrotkiewicz' but, I can't spell 'Ostrotkiewicz'.
"I can't say 'Sylvester', George."
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Post by Phil on Jun 10, 2008 14:00:12 GMT -5
You spelled it right there.
Yeah that is a good 1.
13 letters.
However, a guy at work has 15 letters in his name. He usually works 2nd shift. His name is Schneckenburger. And his 1st name is Christopher. That's probably the longest name combination you can have.
Lets have another joke. I cant' think of 1 now.
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Post by Mahnarch on Jun 18, 2008 1:55:39 GMT -5
Heh! I've personalized this one a little bit - see if you can tell where....
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A lady dies and ends up at the Pearly Gates.
The woman says to St. Peter, "Surely, this can't be Heaven".
He assures her it is but, there's a catch.
"What is it?", asks the woman.
"You have to spell a word", says St. Peter.
"What word?", the woman asks.
"Any word you want.", he responds.
"Ok. I choose 'Love'", she says and spells it out correctly.
"Very good.", says Peter, "You may go ahead. But, first - could you watch over the gates while I use the bathroom?"
"Sure.", says the woman. "But, what do I do if someone else comes up?"
"Just ask them to spell a word.", says Pete.
So the woman sits at the desk for a little bit when her own dear husband comes walking up.
Her husband is confused when he sees her.
"What are you doing here?", he asks.
"I'm watching the Pearly Gates for St. Peter while he's away.", she says.
"What have you been doing since I passed?", she continues.
The husband says, "Oh! I've been having a blast! Women. Booze. Parties. I died from heart attack while a large breasted stripper was giving me a lap dance."
The woman furls her brow.
The husband asks, "So, what do I have to do to get into Heaven?"
The woman says, "Oh. You only have to spell a word."
"Oh yeah? Which word?", he asks.
The woman say, "Ostrotkiewicz".
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Post by Phil on Jun 18, 2008 13:00:17 GMT -5
Heh, if you can spell that you're guaranteed to get in.
It even took my wife a while to get it straight.
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Post by fartinggurl on Jun 18, 2008 15:50:04 GMT -5
Haha, those are both good ones.
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