Onion Farts

[fartinggurl]

Last night my parents got some take-out from Damon's for dinner, and I had some of they're sweet terriayki wings and some onion straws. Anyway the farts didn't really start to hit until I woke up this morning. I sat up in bed and farted. A few seconds later it stunk.

Then later I had to take my mom to the dry cleaners, the drug store, and to the grocery store. After picking up the dry cleaning, we went to the drug store, where we had to wait for 15 minutes for prescriptions for my dad. Luckily there were various items to look at while we waited. While my mom was looking at greeting cards, I had to fart. I let it go and it went BBLLAAPP BBLLAAPP BBLLAAPP! Then suddenly it started to stink. I warned my mom that the air quality was not good where I was standing. ;D She then smelled it and went, "Oh my God, Fartinggurl! Those farts stink!" After we got the prescriptions, we walked past the aisle that sold anti-fart medicine, and my mom said, "That's what you need." I just laughed. ;D

Of course I farted twice at the grocery store. Once in the baking aisle, and the second time while I was helping Mom bag the groceries (at the grocery store we went to, you bag your own groceries). Then I farted a rotten one in the car on the way home. When we were finally home, my mom told me to stay away from her because she couldn't stand to be anywhere near me. ;D

[Blastgirl]

Onions are good and the results are bad. ;D Not everybody thinks farts are bad though.

I love having hotdogs with onions especially at baseball games. And OH yeah I definitely get the butt cheek music from there.

Today the kids were on swings while my Aunt and my Cousins were over. I turned around to get a CD to put in the player and I let one go.

It was a fairly mild but lengthy Bbbbbbbppppppplllllllaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttt

My Aunt said "I heard that!" My cousin kind of makes a thumb up gesture.

Fartinggurl I'm glad you didn't let your Mom get you Beano or Gas-X the world's population farted for centuries and nobody ever bothered to de gas the World why do it now? ;D

[Demona]

Onion rings can do it for me, especially from fast food joints! The dipping sauce may or may not contribute. Unless it's a special occasion, stay away from anti fart medicine like it's the plague! *Does the X thing with fingers*

[fartinggurl]

Onion rings also make me fart as well. I would never buy anti-fart medicine. Luckily for me, my mom was just kidding about buying it for me.

[Blastgirl]

Onions are vaporous in every way.

If they make you tear up on the outside imagine what's going on inside. ;D

[Beangirl]

I work at Wal-Mart and have an hour for lunch. I go to a place called "Jerry's Dogs" They have fire grilled hot dogs. I order mine with grilled onions and sometime's grilled sauerkraut. I go back to work and OMG! My poor customer's They get some ripe SBD's.

[Demona]

Yesterdog is the good hot dog place I like going to...haven't been in forever though. It can be gassy too!

[Blastgirl]

Most of the extras put on dogs are. ;D

[edlin]

I can digest onions without producing any toxic emissions. ;D

In fact, my daily lunch used to be bread, cheese, and onion. Wootage!