Heres the thing

[Nitro God]

www.farts.com was one of the worst websites I have ever been on. Some of the people were cool on it but people like Kronie and Aboutfart who came on and gave pathetic fake stories was just too much.

Kronie told the biggest lies I have ever heard, it was just one thing after the next, firstly she had special "beer farts" wtf? Her daughter died, then her grand daughter, then her husband left her, then she was attacked by her sister boyfriend in which she then flipped him over this by the way being at her moms funeral or something because yet someone else had died, all this being in the space of a year. No I am not insensitive, I know a lie when I see it. (If for some strange reason this is actually the truth am sorry )

Aboutfart was actually my favourite, I loved the bullcrap that came out. An uneducated woman with nothing better to do decided to join farts.com and make up her life. By the way Aboutfart hates me, the reason being that I said I felt sorry for her and she flipped and made a post telling me I had no right. Whenever anyone posted saying they had an ear infection you could count on AboutFart answering and having that same problem only 100X worse. She use to always have a story about something, like a snake being in her purse yet she would be a hero after the story. She is not on this website now because she is too stupid to work out how to login and that is the only reason am afraid.

I wish more of the lewasite people were back, the ones that use to post. I wish farts.com was back I use to get a laugh out of people like Kronie, she became an admin for no reason, that was funny.

This message needs no replies, everyone from farts.com which reads this will know that they were two complete liars and there is no need for that and I am thankful that when I came back they had decided to stop playing there little game and leave.

[Beangirl]

Well you maybe right about Kronzie but not about About fart . She is real. I have talked to her on the phone and write letters back and forth. She is too poor to have INTERNET anymore. Everything she said about her life was true. She lives in dire poverty in Oklahoma. Her Husband is disabled and they live on welfare. All we can do is write each other. She has sent me photos of her cats and her house and her. She is very poor and most likely won't ever be on line period.

[Beangirl]

Oh and Kronie? Yes she is a fake. AboutFart called the numbers she gave her and there is no such person in England or anywhere else .

[Nitro God]

Rite I knew I was right about Kronie at least but AboutFart did make some of her stories up I know it.

[jesusaurus]

You do realize that many of the people on that site were weirdos getting off on stories posted there... Probably a number of the people from there who "couldn't find the site" just had no reason because no girls were taking about there farts all day.

[Classicblast]

That's true for the most part Possum there's a few people that were looking for more than just a story.

Some people were very nice people too though. Some of them are here now.

[Beangirl]

Well I am here and I am real and I am nice. Aboutfart who' s name is Susan is a very good person. I have to call at her sisters because she has no phone. Her mom did die .Her husband had a stroke and is totally dependant on her. He is very cruel to her at times. She grows her own veggies. . As for her character. She has never hit me up for money or anything. She just wants friends. She cries everytime I call. She is just lonely.

[Kimm]

Thats a shame that life can be so grim for some people.

I did enjoy the site but I think it started by just telling stories and it grew to a community that farts were not the focal point of every conversation as people would likely think had they not read those boards.

I cant deny there was a creep element that would private message me and ask if I would sell my underwear and stuff.

But that only happened a few times and the moderators were careful not to allow too many fetish perverted people to stay very long.

[Demona]

Ok, so not everyone likes fart humor, but then don't go looking for it and join a website dedicated to the subject. I find porn off putting, and therefore don't hunt it down. Most of the Farts.com board users were good people, the regulars at least, and we'd have the occasional loser who was a sicko fetishist and broke the rules. It happens.

So what you didn't like it, it's just a website. Plenty of people had fun on there and it wasn't ALWAYS about farting and toilet jokes. I don't remember a NitroGX1000 back there, unless the name was different.

I'm shocked to hear that about Kronie, but you never know for sure, being the internet and all. All I can say is I'm real, Mahnarch can tell you that, we've never met but in some posts you'll see us talking about the common areas we know and streets and stuff.

[Phil]

Well, in a span of about 5 years there was just about everything. But there were some seemingly impossible people's happenings, and a few weirdos that would bother Demona, Fartinggurl or the Blastsisters, those people were removed quickly by moderators like Broing, Brown Baron and Mrs.Blast/Blastgirl.

I became a moderator at the end of the forum's time but what started me being there was that it got brought to my attention there was a forum but there was actual discussion and not just fart talk. So I looked it up. And there it was.

I remember reading somewhere Blastgirl discussions about the value of life and a heavy discussion that giving life to a baby nomatter how conveived if important. Blastgirl also made a point of some 'even if's' that are often brought up with such a topic.

A member called Squeaky Bear tried to jump all over blastgirl quoting her out of context and saying things that were not only uncalled for they were not true.

Classicblast got on and all I can say is he was nicer to Squeaky Bear than I would have been had she said those things to my wife. I think Classic is a nicer guy than I am anyway.

Squeaky tried to make Classic's posts mean something else too.

So a 30 year old Polak from Pennsylvania joined the forum because you had to be a member to post in any grouping other than help.

So I joined just to let Squeaky Bear know what kind of B she was and how people not even in the discussion could see clearly what Blastgirl meant and no need to push some other message to us when we get it already.

Soon after that I just posted everyday something discussions like I do here.

When this forum started Classicblast got as many people as would to join and I've stayed.

And the ugly mug to the left of this post is me, so I'm not imaginary.


ps as for the element of people who posted stupid remarks to the ladies of the forum they were taken out fast. I think 1 member was banned by Baron in under 10 minutes once.

[Demona]

I remember Squeaky Bear being someone who thought she was smarter than others, but she could be decent at times too.

I remember one spammer who made himself famous by returning many times. Forgot his name. He was the one I said I'd give the swirly to head first.

Also a fight between was it...Werewoof and Jacko and something to do with the FOTD forum.

And was it Hezmo or someone similar who was picking fights with people too?

What was up with some of the major members like Krum and Rusty picking on Maggotfarm and that one guy...Bloody...something or other?

I didn't frequent FOTD, but I also know some loser was accusing people of fake farts in it.

Then of course the sickos like Jenica and someone who had an underpants fetish. The comment someone made about her sailing around the toilet on a turd was the funniest thing I've heard!

[farti1]

rammsteindragon said:

I remember one spammer who made himself famous by returning many times. Forgot his name. He was the one I said I'd give the swirly to head first.

The turd that was impossible to flush I think was called The Exploder. Most of his posts ended up in the gong show.

Whatever happened to Princess Fluffybutt? She had a lot of good posts on Farts.com.

[Demona]

I don't know what happened to PFB, she was the funniest!

[Beangirl]

Yeah, We had a lot of good people there. PFB aka Christa is from San Francisco. She was an original Canuck. I emailed her from time to time but have not heard from her in over a year. Hezmo? is he not NitroGX1000 here on lewasite?

[Beangirl]

I think alot of lonely sad people get on boards to post horrible stories to get pity or attention from other members. Remember the guy from MySpace that really hurt Jersey Guy? He was always threating to kill himself. Turns out he was just a butt hole. Farts.com was just a way for me to laugh my head off. The Blast sisters were in a class of their own. Too funny for words! ;D

[Nitro God]

Yeh I was Hezmo..... if I remember I was bored of the slow movement of Farts.com thought I would spice things up a little bit, give me some credit am nice to you guys on here. Yeh I actually started argueing wid ppl wen AboutFart accused me of calling her a liar when I actually didn't but then later began to understand that it was all lies. Am 15 on a farts.com website, wtf am I meant to do.


Krum was a nobed and he lives right near me, and I am almost certain I have seen him and he is actually a decent guy strangely enough if its the same guy, all the evidence suggested it was.

Spike went crazy for nothing, he was going through a hard time, I loved him though, he was great. Him and Maggot were real characters as well as of course the Blasts and Phil.

I loved the Senji and I do not understand why you changed from that brilliant name Demona and ditched your amazing picture.

Standtallandfart can be contacted on www.profitablepen.com and she is Chief Scribe in the forums, she is on nearly all the time.

[Phil]

beangirl said:

I think alot of lonely sad people get on boards to post horrible stories to get pity or attention from other members. Remember the guy from MySpace that really hurt Jersey Guy? He was always threating to kill himself. Turns out he was just a butt hole. Farts.com was just a way for me to laugh my head off. The Blast sisters were in a class of their own. Too funny for words! ;D

That's pretty much what I would say too.

There's aways a person or another saying they'll kill themselves or making up a tale of woe to try to make the rest of us feel badly that can happen anywhere.

I even work with a guy who always has stories that well, you'd have to be 104 years old for all his stories to be true.

We call him 'Tony Bag of Bullsh!t'

Once our supervisor Brian, who is totally cool, said to him 'someone as accomplished as you shouldn't be working with us on a 3rd shift railroad yard shift you should be a professor or a congressman.'

[Demona]

viper said:

Yeh I was Hezmo..... if I remember I was bored of the slow movement of Farts.com thought I would spice things up a little bit, give me some credit am nice to you guys on here. Yeh I actually started argueing wid ppl wen AboutFart accused me of calling her a liar when I actually didn't but then later began to understand that it was all lies. Am 15 on a farts.com website, wtf am I meant to do.


Krum was a nobed and he lives right near me, and I am almost certain I have seen him and he is actually a decent guy strangely enough if its the same guy, all the evidence suggested it was.

Spike went crazy for nothing, he was going through a hard time, I loved him though, he was great. Him and Maggot were real characters as well as of course the Blasts and Phil.

I loved the Senji and I do not understand why you changed from that brilliant name Demona and ditched your amazing picture.

Standtallandfart can be contacted on www.profitablepen.com and she is Chief Scribe in the forums, she is on nearly all the time.

I use the Demona name here, but Golden Senju went along with my avatar which was that Yu Gi Oh card of a Senju. I don't play Yu Gi Oh by the way. The mudvayne avatar with the animation was the best, but after a while it didn't work. The current one just makes me laugh.

Krum was alright but I wasn't cool with him and Rusty teaming up against Maggotfarm. Maggotfarm was going through some crap at home too and a certain comment he made was over the top.

As for About Fart I'd believe it especially since Beans says she talks to her offline and all. I just wonder who Kronie really was.

Someone once suggested to me through YIM years back, Thorguns was the name I think, that the Blasts were all fake. He had something up his butt about the site and then came back.

I also used to talk to a kid named Joe who talked about his girlfriend and her best friend who'd fart all the time and go to the library and take their shoes off and fart and annoy people.