Farting while in the bath

[stinkerbell]

viper said:

stinkerbell said:

Hey Kronie, next time try to catch it in a jar!

Why on Earth would you want to do that you weird girl.

So people can call me weird. Duh.

[stinkerbell]

kroniefartz said:

While at school(many years ago LOL),I farted in someone's lunchbox,and when it was opened,the victim nearly puked(he he he)!
Oh Hezmo,don't be silly,as if you'd get me banned from here.
I'm not in the Guinness Book of Records,but i'd like to have a try though!

LMAO!!! Wonder how the lunch tasted!

[Nitro God]

O since when was I trying to ban u

[Nitro God]

jesusaurus said:

Wtf? You farted into a place where someone keeps food?! Isn't like a health code violation... that's just gross.

Beat me to it.

[kroniefartz]

But it WAS funny at the time.....

[kroniefartz]

Do I detect unease here?
Is someone trying to ban me?

[jesusaurus]

kroniefartz said:

But it WAS funny at the time.....

I'll admit farting can be funny, but in someones food is gross. No offense...

[Phil]

Lets bury old hatchets if there are still some. I would appreciate it.

[Nitro God]

kroniefartz said:

Do I detect unease here?
Is someone trying to ban me?

Actually no I don't. And if I did I would make sure you were banned now, I would find a way.

You would have been "gonged" for the story of farting in a lunch box. So if that wasn't appropriate there, why should it be tolerated here?

[kroniefartz]

Ahem,Hezmo.
I NEVER got gonged or warned on farts.com.
You were never a mod there,I was.
And you will not get me banned here....
The story I told about the lunchbox happened when I was 14 years old,and i'm now 41.
We all did silly things as teenagers.
Actually,four of us did the dirty deed,so quit whining and SHUT UP.

[Nitro God]

kroniefartz said:

Ahem,Hezmo.
I NEVER got gonged or warned on farts.com.
You were never a mod there,I was.
And you will not get me banned here....
The story I told about the lunchbox happened when I was 14 years old,and i'm now 41.
We all did silly things as teenagers.
Actually,four of us did the dirty deed,so quit whining and SHUT UP.

You never told a story like that on farts.com because you would have been gonged there.

Secondly you were immature at 14.

Thirdly if I wanted you banned I would.

[kroniefartz]

Pardon me,but if you ask Phil,Jersey,or anyone else from farts.com,they will tell you I was never Gonged there,not once.
Go on then,get me banned,it's not as if that would be the end of the world.
Go on then kiddo,ask them.

[Nitro God]

kroniefartz said:

Pardon me,but if you ask Phil,Jersey,or anyone else from farts.com,they will tell you I was never Gonged there,not once.
Go on then,get me banned,it's not as if that would be the end of the world.
Go on then kiddo,ask them.

Read carefully.

I said if you wrote a story like that on there you would have been banned. But you never wrote a story that gross before.

[kroniefartz]

I did mention on someone else's thread about farting that i'd done the aforementioned fart.
Never got me gonged or banned though.

[Nitro God]

kroniefartz said:

I did mention on someone else's thread about farting that i'd done the aforementioned fart.
Never got me gonged or banned though.

Am just saying you would or should of got gonged if that had been wrote on farts.com

[kroniefartz]

That's what i'm saying-on someone else's thread on farts.com,the reply I gave was the lunchbox one.
If the site is re-established,hopefully all the forums will still be there.

[Beangirl]

kroniefartz said:

While at school(many years ago LOL),I farted in someone's lunchbox,and when it was opened,the victim nearly puked(he he he)!
Oh Hezmo,don't be silly,as if you'd get me banned from here.
I'm not in the Guinness Book of Records,but i'd like to have a try though!

Are ya sure kronie? I though I saw you blow up a pub with your :stout ale farts on page 54 of Guinness?

[kroniefartz]

he he he
That'd be something!!