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Post by im_an_alien on Apr 28, 2006 15:37:41 GMT -5
You don't... It's spelled "squirrel"
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Post by Jason O'Lewa on Apr 28, 2006 15:39:49 GMT -5
i dont spell good
you climb a tree and act like a nut.
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Post by im_an_alien on Apr 28, 2006 15:42:45 GMT -5
I was going to say "with your hands"
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Post by Kimm on Apr 28, 2006 17:48:24 GMT -5
If a guy builds a house and all 4 sides have a southern exposure and then he sees a bear in the front yard what color is the bear?
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Post by stunts on Apr 28, 2006 18:41:51 GMT -5
White.
He who invented it wants it not. He who bought it needs it not. He who needs it knows it not. What am I?
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Post by Kimm on Apr 28, 2006 19:54:56 GMT -5
Thats a good 1, is it a coffin?
The inventor doesnt want it as nobody wants to die.
The buyer doesnt need it because he is still alive,
and the dead person who needs it doesnt know he needs it.
Please tell me if thats right.
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Post by stunts on Apr 29, 2006 10:46:08 GMT -5
You are 100% correct! Good job, as I had to reword the problem so you tricksters wouldn't go look it up on Google and find the answer  |
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Post by Hatson on Apr 29, 2006 11:27:56 GMT -5
I am not good at this at all. The answers are usually obvious if you think about it but they don't come naturally to me.
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Post by Kimm on Apr 29, 2006 16:37:09 GMT -5
You are 100% correct! Good job, as I had to reword the problem so you tricksters wouldn't go look it up on Google and find the answer No, that really was a guess. And I wasnt sure it was right but it was a guess I could make work. |
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Post by Blastgirl on Apr 30, 2006 22:11:50 GMT -5
What is the best way to start a fire if there are only two sticks to do it with?
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Post by im_an_alien on May 2, 2006 17:09:36 GMT -5
Depends if one of the sticks is a match or not
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Post by Blastgirl on May 2, 2006 23:59:41 GMT -5
Depends if one of the sticks is a match or not That's right. ;D |
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Post by Commandhat on May 4, 2006 15:11:07 GMT -5
stepping on it's tail |
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Post by Kimm on May 4, 2006 18:02:33 GMT -5
Where does a lamb go to get a hair cut?
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Post by Kevin on May 4, 2006 19:49:07 GMT -5
The baaaaaaahber.
pwnt
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Post by Kimm on May 5, 2006 20:32:56 GMT -5
Why did the chicken cross the street. (2answers)
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Post by Slayzie on May 6, 2006 1:09:57 GMT -5
To get to the other side is one. IDK the other.
If Ding-dong went to Hong-Kong to play Ping-pong with Ling-long and died, what would they put on his coffin?
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Post by Kimm on May 6, 2006 1:15:04 GMT -5
His body.
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