Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Jul 30, 2013 22:44:55 GMT -5
So I come in to the living room and let out a
BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAATTTTT
I go Ooops,
then another comes out
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAt
Opps again
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTt
Oppse
Then about 3 or 4 more farts come out and I said Oops after each and my dad goes "You better sit on the toilet youve taken enough chances"
My mom goes "You already sh!t your pants"
My brothers like "yeah Kim it doesnt smell too nice right now." Im like "Yeah I know, its not supposed to."
My sister (Tammy not Blastgirl comes in and my dad goes "you might not want to come in here" Tammy gets a whiff and goes "KIMMMM!!??" I go "Yep! I did them all"
We are a messed up family
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Post by angel607 on Jul 30, 2013 23:18:50 GMT -5
those had to be some epic farts you made lol.
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Post by johnb1 on Aug 1, 2013 10:03:59 GMT -5
stay classy, Kimm (or should that be Gassy??)
you might want to google International Crepitation Contest
I think it's the kind of thing you could go for....
JB
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Post by Kimm on Aug 3, 2013 14:33:31 GMT -5
Thanks Johnb1 youre too sweet. ;D
Today my as$ has exploded non stop. My farts havent been extra loud or extra smelly theyre just
BBBPPLLAATTT type but I have blown at least 100 of them and its only 330.
Yeah I know everybody wanted to know that.
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Post by DragonLady on Aug 4, 2013 15:10:29 GMT -5
You're going for a new record?  We'll cheer you on with....FARTS! |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 6, 2013 19:15:58 GMT -5
I blew a big one a few moments ago I go to my mom "Fart zone"
My mom goes "You sh!t your pants, I heard it"
I go "I farted and I feel great."
My dad goes "just dont push it too hard you dont want to brown your skivvies."
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Post by paomik on Aug 17, 2013 7:12:28 GMT -5
Hey . Kim if you stayed in the same house with my mom in law I don' t think that will be a moment without a fart bomb droped there!
She also everytime she farts she push too hard and says
"oops I 'm sorry"!
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Post by Kimm on Aug 17, 2013 8:06:14 GMT -5
I was brushing my teeth and I went to sip listermint and swoosh to spit but I swallowed it by mistake.
Yeah thats awful to drink it. I got downstairs and said how that taste was still there my dad goes "well at least when you fart its going to be minty mot medicine"
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Post by Kimm on Sept 4, 2013 20:17:53 GMT -5
I let out a good one a few minutes ago
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Dan and his girlfriend come in my mom goes "careful, she farted!" my dad goes "Yeah she farted"
I go "I farted"
Danny goes " I guess its unanimous. Kim is responsible for the ill fouled air in here."
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Post by paomik on Sept 26, 2013 7:30:07 GMT -5
The last saturday night my girlfriend as she make up and making her hair to go out , she felt a flatulence. She pushed it and ripped two very loud farts!
After this , felt atonished and said " wow I didn 't know that I could fart so loudly'!
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Post by Kimm on Sept 28, 2013 15:48:39 GMT -5
Its amazing what you can do when you let your butt do its magic. ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on Oct 25, 2013 23:04:51 GMT -5
I was over at my old homestead and I farted it was a usual Blastsisters
BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT
My Dad says, "Good Lord Sara, that was a six second blow horn."
Hey I'm talented.
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Post by Classicblast on Oct 25, 2013 23:43:55 GMT -5
I guess she'd like me to tell you she just walked up to me put her butt on my arm and let out one of those cosmic bombs. Yeah it was funny. I can't deny it.
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Post by johnb1 on Oct 26, 2013 17:15:40 GMT -5
yeah, you have a talent all right. It's an okay thing to toot your own horn. Heck, if the horn in your mom and dad's car quits, they could always use you. Last night wasn't the best for me. I ate a pot of Bear Creek Vegetable beef soup, to which I added some chili (with beans) then I went off to my Friday night thing, Not one of my smartest moves I was glad when the meeting was over and I could leave the building you know what they say about the wind. It may be strong, but we all can break it. Just kept goin' and goin' and goin'... dangit see link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPaOr9Z6Scg |
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 28, 2013 10:24:52 GMT -5
yeah, you have a talent all right. It's an okay thing to toot your own horn. Heck, if the horn in your mom and dad's car quits, they could always use you. Last night wasn't the best for me. I ate a pot of Bear Creek Vegetable beef soup, to which I added some chili (with beans) then I went off to my Friday night thing, Not one of my smartest moves I was glad when the meeting was over and I could leave the building you know what they say about the wind. It may be strong, but we all can break it. Just kept goin' and goin' and goin'... dangit see link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPaOr9Z6ScgLOL! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Phil on Oct 28, 2013 13:51:29 GMT -5
I see we have an old school blastsisters fart story.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 31, 2013 21:09:05 GMT -5
I just did an sbd a few minutes ago my dad got a whiff of it and goes "Yeah KImmy thats definitely from your butt" I go "Yep definitely" ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on Oct 31, 2013 23:49:28 GMT -5
The Boston Red Sox won the World Series.
Since the winning team is from Beantown I celebrated with a bean and weenie casserole.
So I intend to have lots of gas and fart often for a while louder and more stinky than usual. ;D
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