1 Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Yep, I feed them myself!
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
Im 13. n/a
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
Its not my fridge!
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
6:50
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
Song in elevator? Whats an elevator?
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
Nope
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
n/a
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
130 is not enough!
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
Yes they do! Stupid statement.
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
Nope
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
nope
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Is that a night club? if so, probably early morning.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
nope
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
no dog
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
never tried
16. You take naps.
nope
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
n/a
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
would it?
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
neither
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
dont drink wine yet
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
yep
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
I drink water
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
No way
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
dont drink
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh crap what the hell happened?"
n/a
Young teenager and proud!
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