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Post by Mahnarch on Nov 22, 2007 4:10:06 GMT -5
Well, you have to be able to swill grog at about 4 pints an hour, and,,,,,,do you have more than zero eyes?
You must also have, in your possession, a 'pointy end that was discarded'.
[You may also have a 'pointy end that isn't discarded'.]
If you meet these requirements then there are some W-2 forms over there on the table, next to the grog keg and 'Wench' applications...
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Post by Demona on Nov 22, 2007 19:37:09 GMT -5
Mahnarch, I hope this thing you talk of for Wench application doesn't involve videos on youtube, because I have no means of doing that!
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Post by Mahnarch on Nov 22, 2007 23:58:47 GMT -5
Not at all, Demona.
The only Wench requirements are: being able to type 'yup', 'I'll do it!', "ohhh! add me!" and/or sending me a dollar.
Wenching only requires standing up for your fellow leaguers and keeping the (virtual) grog fresh and pretzels full.
If you wish, you can wear short skirts and low cleave tops at home.
Classic may enjoy this if Blastgirl joins as a Wench.
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Post by Demona on Nov 23, 2007 16:40:11 GMT -5
I'll do it then!
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Post by Kimm on Nov 23, 2007 18:45:33 GMT -5
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Post by tehcontrastizorz on Nov 23, 2007 20:59:29 GMT -5
BECAUSE OF THE BIRDS DEAR CHRIST THE BIRDS GETTING IN MAH HAIR N SH*T FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK |
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Post by Kimm on Nov 23, 2007 21:20:27 GMT -5
Good for you. If youre going to act like a Sh-thead you might as well look like 1.
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Post by farti1 on Nov 23, 2007 21:42:55 GMT -5
Good for you. If youre going to act like a Sh-thead you might as well look like 1. Good one  Maybe he needs to walk the plank! |
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Post by Mahnarch on Nov 26, 2007 1:18:18 GMT -5
Very good! Demona and Kimm be me first Wenches on th' crew. And by right, they be protected by the almighty, himself - ME. Contrast: You're out of focus, lad. We'll talk, later, mate... [but,, you keep off my girls - hear?] Farti1: Are you willing to join the "Pointy End League" and ward off the villianous "knife handlers" [notice how I 'uncapitalized' their name....BURRN!].  I'm looking at having a symbol, or something for the names - like gang signs. What do my Wenches ('W' capitalized/proper) think? PLMahnarch = 'Pointy League' Mahnarch. PLWDemona/PLWKimm = Pointy League Wench Demona/Kimm? All future members have either prefix, based on gender? Just something I'm tossing around the office.......of just us....since we're the only ones, so far. |
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Post by farti1 on Nov 26, 2007 19:03:08 GMT -5
Sign me up and pass the grog!
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Post by Mahnarch on Dec 1, 2007 2:19:06 GMT -5
Ah, very nice.....
Kneal farti1 *taps sword on shoulders* and rise....PLfarti1.
You are in charge of the Tap on the grog keg - the most important job.
Keep it pumped, sir.
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