Post by Mahnarch on Oct 20, 2007 4:25:45 GMT -5
Ok, there I was - driving 50mph in a 55 zone.
I've got 7 cars in front of me, keeping me from doing any faster.
Rain is pouring down in sheets - also keeping me down....
....I see a headlight poke out from behind my trailer and disappear.
We come upon a 'No Passing Zone' that's at the bottom of a hill and that headlight pops back out, only this time with a friend.
An idiot in a full=sized Dodge pickup tries passing me, in a heavy downpour, up a blind hill, with 7 cars in front of me, on a two lane road!!!
Why?! Most likely because 'he doesn't want to be behind a slow semi'.
He gets to the mid-point of my trailer when "HOLY CRAP!!! CARS ARE COMING THE OTHER WAY!!!'
What does he do?!
He slows down and gets right back behind me......
HHHHAAAAAA!!!!! Just pulling your legs, people!!
That's something that only 'normal' people would do.
[Actually, 'normal' people would never pass in heavy rain in a 'No Passing' zone.]
He speeds up and WEDGES himself between me and the guy infront of me (sans enough room to do so.)
I mean, he almost drove under my front tire, trying to get over.
He would've ended up both under my tire and in the back seat of the guy in front of me!
I slammed my brakes and slid on the wet asphalt, thinking I'm going to end up in his lap as he forced himself on me like a drunken sorority girl.
I finally get enough room to see his rear bumper and....HE'S GOT A HANDICAP SYMBOL ON HIS PLATE!!!!
I cuddle in nice and tight, since he almost took my front bumper off, anyway and turn on my brights - right into his back window.
[At this point I'm using every word in the French dictionary]
We drive like this for 10 miles.
He gets his next break!
He speeds around the next blind corner and almost forces the guy in front of him off the road to avoid hitting the car coming at him THIS TIME!!!
I turn off my brights as soon as the idgit pulls out, out of respect for the guy who was legitimately in front of me and when the Handicapper pulls in front of the guy, he turns his brights on (following my example).
You wanna know how much time this guy saved?
After 40 miles, he was still the second car in front of me when I turned right off the main road.....after almost killing himself (pulling in front of me) and killing himself and another motorist (himself and the guy infront of me)
FOR 40 MILES!!!!
HE MOVED 2 CAR LENGTHS!!!!
And guess where he pulled into as I pulled off the main road.....
BURGER KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sat there - well, actually, I 'drove there' - watched him do it!
IDIOTS!!!!
I've got 7 cars in front of me, keeping me from doing any faster.
Rain is pouring down in sheets - also keeping me down....
....I see a headlight poke out from behind my trailer and disappear.
We come upon a 'No Passing Zone' that's at the bottom of a hill and that headlight pops back out, only this time with a friend.
An idiot in a full=sized Dodge pickup tries passing me, in a heavy downpour, up a blind hill, with 7 cars in front of me, on a two lane road!!!
Why?! Most likely because 'he doesn't want to be behind a slow semi'.
He gets to the mid-point of my trailer when "HOLY CRAP!!! CARS ARE COMING THE OTHER WAY!!!'
What does he do?!
He slows down and gets right back behind me......
HHHHAAAAAA!!!!! Just pulling your legs, people!!
That's something that only 'normal' people would do.
[Actually, 'normal' people would never pass in heavy rain in a 'No Passing' zone.]
He speeds up and WEDGES himself between me and the guy infront of me (sans enough room to do so.)
I mean, he almost drove under my front tire, trying to get over.
He would've ended up both under my tire and in the back seat of the guy in front of me!
I slammed my brakes and slid on the wet asphalt, thinking I'm going to end up in his lap as he forced himself on me like a drunken sorority girl.
I finally get enough room to see his rear bumper and....HE'S GOT A HANDICAP SYMBOL ON HIS PLATE!!!!
I cuddle in nice and tight, since he almost took my front bumper off, anyway and turn on my brights - right into his back window.
[At this point I'm using every word in the French dictionary]
We drive like this for 10 miles.
He gets his next break!
He speeds around the next blind corner and almost forces the guy in front of him off the road to avoid hitting the car coming at him THIS TIME!!!
I turn off my brights as soon as the idgit pulls out, out of respect for the guy who was legitimately in front of me and when the Handicapper pulls in front of the guy, he turns his brights on (following my example).
You wanna know how much time this guy saved?
After 40 miles, he was still the second car in front of me when I turned right off the main road.....after almost killing himself (pulling in front of me) and killing himself and another motorist (himself and the guy infront of me)
FOR 40 MILES!!!!
HE MOVED 2 CAR LENGTHS!!!!
And guess where he pulled into as I pulled off the main road.....
BURGER KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sat there - well, actually, I 'drove there' - watched him do it!
IDIOTS!!!!