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Post by Kimm on Nov 26, 2009 22:00:03 GMT -5
Sure on the day of lots of eating comes lots of gas.
For about the last 3 hours Ive been letting go some of those 4 or 5 second but tearing farts.
About an hour ago I blew a 5 second fart my mom goes "Kim!!! Dont keep doing that!" My boyfriend goes "I cant beleive you havent spontaneously combusted yet."
Less than 5 minutes ago I said that I had to fart so I lifted a cheek off the chair and it was a loud
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT
My boyfriend goes "Damn! youre ready to fly away." My dad goes "I heard that from over here." (he was in the kitchen I was in the living room." I was a fumed my boyfriend goes "Youre lucky you cant smell it yet."
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Post by Kimm on Dec 4, 2009 22:16:28 GMT -5
About an hour ago I was sitting on the floor next to the tv we put in the movie Varsity Blues, I leaned toward my boyfriend and blew a long loud
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
He goes "Bombs away again!"
I was out of control giggling.
My mom goes this is cue for me to check on the towels. (in the drier)
When she went through the kitchen she said to my dad "Id stay clear of the living room for a few minutes" So my dad shouts over "Who farted KIM?"
I go "you obviously already know!'
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Post by Kimm on Dec 18, 2009 21:11:51 GMT -5
I just did a lift and blast.
I leaned up and BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
My mom goes "Nice Kim!"
My dad goes "So as per usual Kimmy pops a cheek!"
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Post by fartinggurl on Dec 22, 2009 20:34:44 GMT -5
I was wrapping Christmas presents in the living room Sunday night, when I had to fart. I lifted up, and let off a BBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! I then said to my dad, who was sitting on the couch, "I just farted." My dad said, "That's not unusual for you. I just hope it doesn't stink."
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Post by Kimm on Dec 25, 2009 21:44:31 GMT -5
It was after supper I was getting things cleared from the dining room table and then bringing everybody what ever they were drinking in the living room.
I walked past my brother and stopped and blew a fart. I knew it was going to have some noise but it was more of a sonic boom than I expected.
It was a BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Then I fanned it towards him. My dad goes "you might need to check those panties Kimmy."
My aunt and my cousins were telling my brother I pwned him. My mom walks in and my aunt goes "careful your daughter spread some holiday joy."
My mom made this disgusted face and goes "KIMMMMMMMM!!!! That is sick!!! you REEK!!!!!"
I go "Yeah it was a bad one but I definitely feel a lot better." ;D
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Post by Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion on Jan 31, 2010 0:12:30 GMT -5
Referring to the remark your boyfriend made about you having not yet spontaneously combusted, That's exactly why you haven't ;D It's the ones who always hold it in who are in danger of that ;D I think one my and probably even more so one of your worse nightmares Kim would be about waking up one day and realizing you no longer have a butt hole, Could you imagine the terror  |
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Post by Demona on Jan 31, 2010 5:42:01 GMT -5
Referring to the remark your boyfriend made about you having not yet spontaneously combusted, That's exactly why you haven't ;D It's the ones who always hold it in who are in danger of that ;D I think one my and probably even more so one of your worse nightmares Kim would be about waking up one day and realizing you no longer have a butt hole, Could you imagine the terror That would be a nightmare! I hope she's as good a burper as she is a farter in that case! But what about going poop? |
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Post by Kimm on Feb 5, 2010 2:29:35 GMT -5
Referring to the remark your boyfriend made about you having not yet spontaneously combusted, That's exactly why you haven't ;D It's the ones who always hold it in who are in danger of that ;D I think one my and probably even more so one of your worse nightmares Kim would be about waking up one day and realizing you no longer have a butt hole, Could you imagine the terror That would be a nightmare! I hope she's as good a burper as she is a farter in that case! But what about going poop? That would be a nightmare. I dont burp hardly at all. I sure do fart a lot though. ;D |
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