Post by PoIsOnDaRt on Apr 18, 2009 16:23:19 GMT -5
Some of you may not know, but I share my youtube account with a few close friends.
I was on a holiday to a camp in north scotland for a week, had a reply from some guy. The problem? He was arguing with a pal of mine, not me.
Here is the conversation:
Pal starts:
This is where I get annoyed at my pal:
Even I'm not that stupd.
I find this out, and I ask:
He forgot this:
And after that:
Thus this thread was born.
I didn't edit anything, BTW.
I was on a holiday to a camp in north scotland for a week, had a reply from some guy. The problem? He was arguing with a pal of mine, not me.
Here is the conversation:
Pal starts:
Conservapedia ain't the truth.
Conservapedia? I'll just go ahead and disregard that, I'm sure you felt stupid enough about it after you pushed the send button. Funny how when I point out something you can't handle you flare up like genital herpes on Pamela Lee when she sees Tommy and you start to reach. Slow your roll, don't assume, you only make a bigger ass out of yourself.
The Irony hurts my eyes like salt on a paper-cut.
Yeah, I can use a rubbish simile as well. I don't feel stupid for saying that, because anyone that thinks a Horse is a descendant of a Whale certainly is an idiot. How about you look The evolution of a horse up before you made the accusations?
P.S: I guess this is my first arguement taken to PM's. Yay.
Yeah, I can use a rubbish simile as well. I don't feel stupid for saying that, because anyone that thinks a Horse is a descendant of a Whale certainly is an idiot. How about you look The evolution of a horse up before you made the accusations?
P.S: I guess this is my first arguement taken to PM's. Yay.
Who said anything about a horse? I said cow, not horse, cow. How about you check out the relation to bannana's and dogs according to your "Evolutionary Chart." Those who believe in evolution and ridicule those who believe in God and His Word should really take a second to look at their own ridiculous beliefs.
P.S. Congrats, most people don't because they just like to comment where everyone can see so that they feel better about themselves if they "own," as they like to put it, someone. Seriously though there is no argument here. I said nothing that was false.
P.S. Congrats, most people don't because they just like to comment where everyone can see so that they feel better about themselves if they "own," as they like to put it, someone. Seriously though there is no argument here. I said nothing that was false.
I'd like to pull Occam's Razor out at this point.
I'm guessing you means yours, put hey it's cool don't do it. Thanks to the greatness that is PM's no one has to see your ridiculous responses. This is between me and you, accept your loss and go on living your daily life. Peace out bro, don't fall for evolution and be lead like sheep because of it.
I'm pulling it out to slit wrists.
I'm guessing you means yours, put hey it's cool don't do it. Thanks to the greatness that is PM's no one has to see your ridiculous responses. This is between me and you, accept your loss and go on living your daily life. Peace out bro, don't fall for evolution and be lead like sheep because of it.
This is where I get annoyed at my pal:
BLAHLAHLAHLAHLAHLAHLAH!
CHICKEN!!!!!
FISH!!!!!
CHICKEN!!!!!
FISH!!!!!
Ok then....it looks like you're pretty much done here. Next time you try to "argue" with someone try to at least have a idea of what you're talking about. All you did was show me how low your I.Q. really is. Do yourself a favor and don't message me back, you can lay down now, you should have before you were stupid enough to try Occam's Razor.
Seriously though, don't message me again.
Seriously though, don't message me again.
That guy in your "Avatar"? looks like my IT teacher!
... Looks like he needs to use a razor!
... Looks like he needs to use a razor!
Ninteen45 - OWNED.
Lol you're so weak minded, couldn't even come up with a decent burn. I told you not to message me, I'm starting to think you have a crush on me. What a non-heterosexual. I'm sure there's plenty of little gay boys out where you live, no need to chase me.
Peace out,
Make sure you trim your bf's bush with that razor of yours, no need to use it as floss.
Lol you're so weak minded, couldn't even come up with a decent burn. I told you not to message me, I'm starting to think you have a crush on me. What a non-heterosexual. I'm sure there's plenty of little gay boys out where you live, no need to chase me.
Peace out,
Make sure you trim your bf's bush with that razor of yours, no need to use it as floss.
... I am gay.
Even I'm not that stupd.
I find this out, and I ask:
Who is this? Why have you been PMing me?
I asked you more than once to please not message me anymore. Now this? You're a very irritating person, seriously. I'm not one to block people but so help me God you are just ridiculous.
Who am I? You messaged me first so you figure it out. If someone else know's your password well that's not on me. Enjoy the rest of your miserable life.
Who am I? You messaged me first so you figure it out. If someone else know's your password well that's not on me. Enjoy the rest of your miserable life.
"I asked you more than once to please not message me anymore. Now this?"
You didn't ask me, so you can't really say that.
"Now this? You're a very irritating person, seriously."
I'd like you to say that to me in person. of course, a cowardly fool like you who takes his anger out on other people online possibly because of the fact that you don't have a life is quite ridiculous.
"I'm not one to block people but so help me God you are just ridiculous."
Block me then. It's quite a simple thing to do.
"Who am I? You messaged me first so you figure it out."
I was on holiday for a week.
"If someone else knows your password well that's not on me."
I'm glad you are honest, at least. A little faith into the cesspit of humanity from whence you came.
"Enjoy the rest of your miserable life."
I actually have a joyus life, but That me, talking to a person who is insecure of his own sexuality.
Don't even bother responding.
You didn't ask me, so you can't really say that.
"Now this? You're a very irritating person, seriously."
I'd like you to say that to me in person. of course, a cowardly fool like you who takes his anger out on other people online possibly because of the fact that you don't have a life is quite ridiculous.
"I'm not one to block people but so help me God you are just ridiculous."
Block me then. It's quite a simple thing to do.
"Who am I? You messaged me first so you figure it out."
I was on holiday for a week.
"If someone else knows your password well that's not on me."
I'm glad you are honest, at least. A little faith into the cesspit of humanity from whence you came.
"Enjoy the rest of your miserable life."
I actually have a joyus life, but That me, talking to a person who is insecure of his own sexuality.
Don't even bother responding.
Look at you trying to be Mr. Bigcrap on youtube. You spout off at the mouth ON-LINE and call me a "cowardly fool?" Yeah, real nice. I don't care where you were or what you were doing. It's as simple as looking at your SENT MAIL, simpleton. Cesspit of humanity?? What in the world is wrong with you boy? You do know you came from the same so called "cesspit" then don't you? No need to diss yourself now. LMAO insecure of my own sexuality? Says the boy that's infatuated with me and can't seem to stop e-mailing me. I'm sure you lead a happy life, a very gay life indeed, just which gay that represents, I'm not sure. I don't block people, that within itself is a cowardly action. You on the other hand I might because I'm seriously worried about how gently caressed you are in the head.
"Look at you trying to be Mr. Bigcrap on youtube. You spout off at the mouth ON-LINE and call me a "cowardly fool?" Yeah, real nice."
Heh. Let's look a little bit back in my PM's...
"I'm starting to think you have a crush on me. What a non-heterosexual. I'm sure there's plenty of little gay boys out where you live, no need to chase me."
(Thankfully this guy didn't delete my PM's.)
What I see is a guy that hasn't got anything better to do other than make fun of people's sexuality. Real nice. I'm arguing with a guy who is possibly unsure about his on sexuality, and solves this by being a close minded bigot on youtube.
"I don't care where you were or what you were doing. It's as simple as looking at your SENT MAIL, simpleton."
I cant wait till you really get pissed, you might calling me a Negro!
"Cesspit of humanity?? What in the world is wrong with you boy? You do know you came from the same so called "cesspit" then don't you?"
We Came from Primordial soup. From Wikipedia: A cesspit, or cesspool, is a pit, conservancy tank, or covered cistern, which can be used for sewage or refuse.
Cesspit: Man made pit for sewage. Q.E.D.
"No need to diss yourself now. LMAO insecure of my own sexuality? Says the boy that's infatuated with me and can't seem to stop e-mailing me."
1) You keep replying.
2) I'm doing this to avoid homework.
3) I'm a Teenager.
4) Who started with the gay insults again?
"I'm sure you lead a happy life, a very gay life indeed, just which gay that represents, I'm not sure."
More gay insults, I'm going with the old meaning of gay and for the love of all things on earth, please space out paragraphs.
"I don't block people, that within itself is a cowardly action."
I agree.
"You on the other hand I might because I'm seriously worried about how gently caressed you are in the head."
A trobled american who is scared of his own sexuality, makes fun of people who Have autism (Google: Simpleton.) and hasn't got anything better to do than argue with other people on youtube is calling me troubled? I ask you to check with a therapist.
Heh. Let's look a little bit back in my PM's...
"I'm starting to think you have a crush on me. What a non-heterosexual. I'm sure there's plenty of little gay boys out where you live, no need to chase me."
(Thankfully this guy didn't delete my PM's.)
What I see is a guy that hasn't got anything better to do other than make fun of people's sexuality. Real nice. I'm arguing with a guy who is possibly unsure about his on sexuality, and solves this by being a close minded bigot on youtube.
"I don't care where you were or what you were doing. It's as simple as looking at your SENT MAIL, simpleton."
I cant wait till you really get pissed, you might calling me a Negro!
"Cesspit of humanity?? What in the world is wrong with you boy? You do know you came from the same so called "cesspit" then don't you?"
We Came from Primordial soup. From Wikipedia: A cesspit, or cesspool, is a pit, conservancy tank, or covered cistern, which can be used for sewage or refuse.
Cesspit: Man made pit for sewage. Q.E.D.
"No need to diss yourself now. LMAO insecure of my own sexuality? Says the boy that's infatuated with me and can't seem to stop e-mailing me."
1) You keep replying.
2) I'm doing this to avoid homework.
3) I'm a Teenager.
4) Who started with the gay insults again?
"I'm sure you lead a happy life, a very gay life indeed, just which gay that represents, I'm not sure."
More gay insults, I'm going with the old meaning of gay and for the love of all things on earth, please space out paragraphs.
"I don't block people, that within itself is a cowardly action."
I agree.
"You on the other hand I might because I'm seriously worried about how gently caressed you are in the head."
A trobled american who is scared of his own sexuality, makes fun of people who Have autism (Google: Simpleton.) and hasn't got anything better to do than argue with other people on youtube is calling me troubled? I ask you to check with a therapist.
The entire reason I questioned your sexuality is BECAUSE of the fact that you would not stop PM'ing me, after asking you nicely not to. It is perfectly reasonable for me to come to that conclusion, whereas you called me a "cowardly fool" with no ground what so ever to do so. In fact if anything I have been nothing but tolerant of your idiocracy.
So it's cool for you to call my sexuality into question, that doesn't make you a "bigot" at all does it.
Negro? I'm going to disregard you stupidity on this one.
Primordial soup.....seeing as how that's fact and all.
Hey good job, you know how to use a search engine.
This last e-mail proves the statement I made. I keep replying to play down your ego, heaven knows you'd probably get a hard on thinking you've won. I don't want to be the cause behind that hard on. You're a teenager.....that answers so much. Who started and kept PM'ing me again?
That wasn't an insult, I was insinuating. Use a search engine to figure out the difference.
Autism? Kid, you need to stop. Simpleton - A person lacking common sense, don't get it twisted. The only trouble I have here is you, and you're not even trouble, you're annoying. Of course what else should I expect from a teenager who apparently has no social life. What you should be doing is playing sports, doing your homework, or getting a hold on some of that testosterone and I don't mean that literally.
Why you keep coming back I don't know, but as stated before, STOP. This is so dumb, you are dumb, there is no argument on anything here, except maybe the soup nonsense. If it wasn't you PM'ing before, fine, get over it becuase if it wasn't you then nothing I said was geared towards you.
That being said, go out, enjoy life, have fun and don't ever write me again.
So it's cool for you to call my sexuality into question, that doesn't make you a "bigot" at all does it.
Negro? I'm going to disregard you stupidity on this one.
Primordial soup.....seeing as how that's fact and all.
Hey good job, you know how to use a search engine.
This last e-mail proves the statement I made. I keep replying to play down your ego, heaven knows you'd probably get a hard on thinking you've won. I don't want to be the cause behind that hard on. You're a teenager.....that answers so much. Who started and kept PM'ing me again?
That wasn't an insult, I was insinuating. Use a search engine to figure out the difference.
Autism? Kid, you need to stop. Simpleton - A person lacking common sense, don't get it twisted. The only trouble I have here is you, and you're not even trouble, you're annoying. Of course what else should I expect from a teenager who apparently has no social life. What you should be doing is playing sports, doing your homework, or getting a hold on some of that testosterone and I don't mean that literally.
Why you keep coming back I don't know, but as stated before, STOP. This is so dumb, you are dumb, there is no argument on anything here, except maybe the soup nonsense. If it wasn't you PM'ing before, fine, get over it becuase if it wasn't you then nothing I said was geared towards you.
That being said, go out, enjoy life, have fun and don't ever write me again.
He forgot this:
By the way, the only reason I spaced it was because you said please. See how that works.
"The entire reason I questioned your sexuality is BECAUSE of the fact that you would not stop PM'ing me, after asking you nicely not to. It is perfectly reasonable for me to come to that conclusion, whereas you called me a "cowardly fool" with no ground what so ever to do so. In fact if anything I have been nothing but tolerant of your idiocracy."
Calling a person a homosexual gay because they are arguing with you isn't a perfectly reasonable excuse. That's like neutering a puppy because it growled at you.
"So it's cool for you to call my sexuality into question, that doesn't make you a "bigot" at all does it."
Oh, Snap! I meant homophobic! Technically, no. But in this case None of us are on a moral equal standpoint, and the only thing that are keeping us arguing is our militant views, and totally opposite stand points. (Excuse grammar.)
"Hey good job, you know how to use a search engine."
Hey good job, you stated the obvious.
"This last e-mail proves the statement I made."
Which one, I'm gay, evolution is wrong or I'm an idiot?
"I keep replying to play down your ego, heaven knows you'd probably get a hard on thinking you've won. I don't want to be the cause behind that hard on."
Another Penis joke. Jeez, you do know this is proving my point? (The troubled life one.)
"That wasn't an insult, I was insinuating. Use a search engine to figure out the difference."
I know the difference. I can tell that you were insulting me, as you have been this whole time.
"Autism? Kid, you need to stop. Simpleton - A person lacking common sense, don't get it twisted."
From Wikipedia:
A simpleton is a person who is simple in mentality and/or behavior.
"The only trouble I have here is you, and you're not even trouble, you're annoying. Of course what else should I expect from a teenager who apparently has no social life. What you should be doing is playing sports, doing your homework, or getting a hold on some of that testosterone and I don't mean that literally."
Yet another penis joke... ...and I actually have a social life away from the PC, I've just been using the computer to revise the last 2 days.
I'm sorry, but you are becoming more than an irritant.
Calling a person a homosexual gay because they are arguing with you isn't a perfectly reasonable excuse. That's like neutering a puppy because it growled at you.
"So it's cool for you to call my sexuality into question, that doesn't make you a "bigot" at all does it."
Oh, Snap! I meant homophobic! Technically, no. But in this case None of us are on a moral equal standpoint, and the only thing that are keeping us arguing is our militant views, and totally opposite stand points. (Excuse grammar.)
"Hey good job, you know how to use a search engine."
Hey good job, you stated the obvious.
"This last e-mail proves the statement I made."
Which one, I'm gay, evolution is wrong or I'm an idiot?
"I keep replying to play down your ego, heaven knows you'd probably get a hard on thinking you've won. I don't want to be the cause behind that hard on."
Another Penis joke. Jeez, you do know this is proving my point? (The troubled life one.)
"That wasn't an insult, I was insinuating. Use a search engine to figure out the difference."
I know the difference. I can tell that you were insulting me, as you have been this whole time.
"Autism? Kid, you need to stop. Simpleton - A person lacking common sense, don't get it twisted."
From Wikipedia:
A simpleton is a person who is simple in mentality and/or behavior.
"The only trouble I have here is you, and you're not even trouble, you're annoying. Of course what else should I expect from a teenager who apparently has no social life. What you should be doing is playing sports, doing your homework, or getting a hold on some of that testosterone and I don't mean that literally."
Yet another penis joke... ...and I actually have a social life away from the PC, I've just been using the computer to revise the last 2 days.
I'm sorry, but you are becoming more than an irritant.
What are you arguing about? Leaving me alone? Questioning a persons sexuality because they refuse to stop PM'ing you after you have asked them to stop is perfectly within reason. You seem to be infatuated with me and you can't stop yourself from messaging me. Your puppy statement is way out of context, don't be a moron. Again, what argument? Leave me alone you creepy creepy little kid.
See that statement was an insult. Evolution, lol omg This is so the same person who tried to pull the Razor. I get it now, I owned you on the last one and now you're just trying to get on my nerves. Kid, seriously you lost that, let it go, leave me alone. No you see that was actually a really good joke, but because it was geared towards you, you didn't find it funny, it might have actually hurt your very sensitive feelings and I don't apologize for that.No, it was insinuating. You take it how you want.Either way you look at it, this is not about autism. See what you're doing here is called reaching. I would make another joke here but I wouldn't want you running to your mother about it. It's very hard to believe you when you say that, a teen with a life I don't think would be sitting behind his comp trying to prove some futile point. At least I never was. Me? Kid you've gone waaaaaaaayyy past that point. The fact that I asked you a while ago to just stop PM'ing and you continued, not only that, you then PRETENDED that you had no idea who I was and tried to play it off. You are very very creepy and I'm dead serious about that. I don't believe you when you say you have a social life, what you did, what you are doing, and what I'm sure you will continue to do is very only proves that point. You're a child, a kid, a little boy who needs to go outside, who needs to make some friends, who needs to leave me the hell alone.
See that statement was an insult. Evolution, lol omg This is so the same person who tried to pull the Razor. I get it now, I owned you on the last one and now you're just trying to get on my nerves. Kid, seriously you lost that, let it go, leave me alone. No you see that was actually a really good joke, but because it was geared towards you, you didn't find it funny, it might have actually hurt your very sensitive feelings and I don't apologize for that.No, it was insinuating. You take it how you want.Either way you look at it, this is not about autism. See what you're doing here is called reaching. I would make another joke here but I wouldn't want you running to your mother about it. It's very hard to believe you when you say that, a teen with a life I don't think would be sitting behind his comp trying to prove some futile point. At least I never was. Me? Kid you've gone waaaaaaaayyy past that point. The fact that I asked you a while ago to just stop PM'ing and you continued, not only that, you then PRETENDED that you had no idea who I was and tried to play it off. You are very very creepy and I'm dead serious about that. I don't believe you when you say you have a social life, what you did, what you are doing, and what I'm sure you will continue to do is very only proves that point. You're a child, a kid, a little boy who needs to go outside, who needs to make some friends, who needs to leave me the hell alone.
"No you see that was actually a really good joke, but because it was geared towards you, you didn't find it funny, it might have actually hurt your very sensitive feelings and I don't apologize for that.No, it was insinuating."
Let me do some of my own "insinuating" you filthy piece of crap.
you make American stereotypes look like spot on examples.
Want some of my jokes? Here you go:
If you are a black, they'd join the Klu Klux Klan.
After your birth, they came up with Abortion.
If you were a puppy, they'd drown them all.
Want me to continue?
"What are you arguing about? Leaving me alone?"
How about YOU stop PMing me.
"Questioning a persons sexuality because they refuse to stop PM'ing you after you have asked them to stop is perfectly within reason."
Yeah, so is killing your wife and eating her remains because she is cheating on you!
Now. gently caress OFF, I've got some chemistry videos to watch.
Let me do some of my own "insinuating" you filthy piece of crap.
you make American stereotypes look like spot on examples.
Want some of my jokes? Here you go:
If you are a black, they'd join the Klu Klux Klan.
After your birth, they came up with Abortion.
If you were a puppy, they'd drown them all.
Want me to continue?
"What are you arguing about? Leaving me alone?"
How about YOU stop PMing me.
"Questioning a persons sexuality because they refuse to stop PM'ing you after you have asked them to stop is perfectly within reason."
Yeah, so is killing your wife and eating her remains because she is cheating on you!
Now. gently caress OFF, I've got some chemistry videos to watch.
What in the gently caress is wrong with you? You are a very sick minded child. Talking about racism, murder and the killing of innocence? That in no way reflects ANY comparison to the words I have written. Once again, way out of context.....way way out.
Now you're playing that card....nice. That's what you call weak minded. You started PM'ing me, I have been responding ever since. So in that sense, YOU NEED TO STOP!!!!
WHAT??? I feel sorry for the woman/man that you MIGHT marry some day. I suggest you seek help, that's not a joke.
Check to see what chemical imbalance you have in that messed up head of yours, I'm sure there's some video about it on YouTube.
So, let me clear this up, this is my RESPONSE. Don't PM back especially after that little display of creepiness, weirdness, and stupidity you really come off as psycho.
Now you're playing that card....nice. That's what you call weak minded. You started PM'ing me, I have been responding ever since. So in that sense, YOU NEED TO STOP!!!!
WHAT??? I feel sorry for the woman/man that you MIGHT marry some day. I suggest you seek help, that's not a joke.
Check to see what chemical imbalance you have in that messed up head of yours, I'm sure there's some video about it on YouTube.
So, let me clear this up, this is my RESPONSE. Don't PM back especially after that little display of creepiness, weirdness, and stupidity you really come off as psycho.
Ohh, Looks like somebody has a coathanger up their arse
I'll take that as your resignation, weak minded words from a weak minded fool who could no longer face the strength in the words of the obviously superior being. In other words you used a very weak insult because you could longer respond to what you know to be true......my words. Go ahead and PM me again, I could use another laugh. Kids say the darndest things lol
Pissing you off is the funniest thing I've done in a while, damn this was entertaining!
And after that:
Lmao, go ahead and tell yourself whatever you need to, the last I want for you to do is cry.....again. I agree, putting you in your place was very entertaining, especially as I watched your "arguments" fall apart and you along with them. But some kids just have to learn the hard way. I knew you'd say something to crack me up, lol
Jesus crist gently caressing epic win.
I've GOT to post this somewhere!
I've GOT to post this somewhere!
Epic win, not even I would say that, how hard is it to a child back in line? No need to get upset little one, life goes on. LMAO Post it, go for it, then the world will know how much of SIMPLETON you are, especially for wasting your time doing it. Lol I still can't believe you tried to twist autism in that conversation lol Ooohhhhh reachers, they never learn. You kid are hilarious....still very creepy and weird though.
Sure, I'll post you the thread if you want.
Do it to it kid, although I'm sure you might tinker with the editing. Make sure it's not as stupid as that daxxflame nonsense, or however you spell it. Alright, I have a life to go keep living so I'm off. I suggest you try and do the same. Peace out.
Thus this thread was born.
I didn't edit anything, BTW.
