Talked to Maggotfarm...

[Bartleby, the Scrivener]

In that case I declare a thread be made about Quantum Physics and its relation to alpacas native to the Antarctic Ocean.

[Blastgirl]

Aug 26, 2008 20:20:00 GMT -5 Bartleby, the Scrivener said:

In that case I declare a section be made about Quantum Physics and its relation to alpacas native to the Antarctic Ocean.

Start a topic about that and if it catches on we shall consider a section.

[Phil]

Maggs, that e mail didn't get to me I put in a message to Starfish to try again. I will make that adjustment as soon as possible.

[maggotfarm808]

Remember how chldish it is the next time you hear an ungodly rip and can't hold back thew laughs lol

[Phil]

Aug 28, 2008 15:23:10 GMT -5 maggotfarm808 said:

Remember how chldish it is the next time you hear an ungodly rip and can't hold back thew laughs lol

Amen to that brother.

[Beangirl]

LOL! Yup... "Phew"! Who farted? Yes, it was me. ;D

[Phil]

I haven't forgotten about you Maggs I'm still waiting for Starfish to resend me that e mail.

[Pumpkin]

I remember Maggs. Here's a fart to welcome you with: BOOOFLAF ;

[Demona]

Aug 28, 2008 15:23:10 GMT -5 maggotfarm808 said:

Remember how chldish it is the next time you hear an ungodly rip and can't hold back thew laughs lol

Exactly! I don't get how it can be childish...we're all human, EVERYONE passes gas! It may not be cool in polite company...but come on. By the way, teenage boys are usually the ones to laugh at fart jokes. I just find it uppity when someone takes the "I hate farts, how gross!" attitude towards it all, like they're above comitting such a terrible act!

[tractakid]

Eww I just did a fart that smelled like my last meal. EEEWWW. Burping is funny though. *giggles*

And yes, you ARE perfectly entitled to talk about.. well.. farting... yeh.

[Demona]

Yeah, well I just blew a loud one that went "Blllaaaaattt!"

[Phil]

Before I head for work I'll tell what someone at work did in the fart storys forum.

[maggotfarm808]

busted.keyboard.water.spyll.some.letters.don't.work.sry.yf.hard.to.read.

Anyways.been.sleepyng.a.lot.more.lately.ulcer.payn's.gettyng.worse.especyally.the.last.week.or.2.really.messyng.wyth.me.message.more.often.when.y'm.feelyng.better.agayn.sorry.all.just.yn.a.lot.of.payn.recently.

[fartinggurl]

It's great to see you again, Maggotfarm.

[Blastgirl]

I'm sorry you haven't felt well Maggottfarm.

[tractakid]

I could edit your post to make it more readable but I won't as it was quite funny

[maggotfarm808]

Found a wireless keyboard and a couple batteries. Anyways I know this may be a tad inapropriate in this forum, BUT im not certain about the layout of this site yet and wantedto share a poem I wrote about 20 minutes ago, thinking of someone. lemme know what you think.

I miss my heart that used to be, the one that beats cinder black

It has been so since the day I knew I'd never get you back

I couldn't promise the world, the stars, the money and the cars

But the one thing I could give was relief from all the scars

But scars grow deep and long, like couples as the time goes on

Longing to return to the day where everything went wrong

I wish I would have listened and not fallen into this position

Falling into my addiction, nothing but a deadly affliction

I should have listened more, though my love was always true

And I never meant to say the things I did that hurt you

Remember that night so long ago, when I gave my heart to you?

I wanted you to hold and keep it, and hope that you still do

Just know I always loved you, and will for the rest of my life

I saw you as a future, as a mother, as a wife

But I was delusional and wasted my life.

[Phil]

Nice job Maggs.