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Post by paomik on Nov 11, 2013 7:48:55 GMT -5
My girlfriends mom has no problem about farts because she farts loud too!
One day my girfriend farted accidentaly and said "oops , I m sorry.."
And her mom says , "fart freely"!
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Post by Kimm on Jan 2, 2014 18:49:58 GMT -5
I was just in the kitchen with my boyfriend, my brother and my mom and well I had a gas bubble. So I lifted and squinted one eye my mom goes "oh no."
then I farted
BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT and it was one that I expected to be a short BBPPLAATT but it gained steam as it went.
My brother goes "Gee Kim the energizer bunny must be up your butt."
My boyfriend goes "Your as$ never shuts up"
My mom said it was totally gross and sprayed glade at me. Yeah Im kind of pleased with myself right now.
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Post by Beangirl on Jan 3, 2014 14:16:37 GMT -5
LOL! I must be getting old! The other day at work I let one go and had no control of it at all.  It was a loud one too. I don't think anyone heard it but me.Still got a chuckle out of myself. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Jan 11, 2014 16:50:24 GMT -5
I so owned my dad about an hour ago. He put in a stationary coffee server on the counter so he was piping in water to the machine and I walked up and farted and it was a big one
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
It was great.
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Post by paomik on Jan 12, 2014 7:05:11 GMT -5
Yesterday my girlfriend, for the good bowel function had eaten some prunes and plums and the rest of them boyled and drunk the broth.
As a result she started farting almost every minute and it was very funny as she was walking around she couldn 't stop farting.
After hours she took me on the phone and said " I am still gassy".!
I asked her when she farted last time and she said " just now"!
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