I'm thinking Arby's

[fartinggurl]

I just had some Taco Bell for dinner. ;D Unfortunately my parents are out, so I have no one to torture with my farts.

[edlin]

Burger King gives me poisonous farts.

I don't have much trouble with Taco Bell, surprisingly.

[Pumpkin]

I had some oriental food yesterday. I just farted a HUGE one that sounded like somebody saying DWERF in a deep voice. Oh Geezz, it's a stinker too!

[Kimm]

Asian Oriental is bigtime fart making.

Chinese is guaranteed to give me frequent and stinky farts. I came home with that the other day and my dad goes "I hope you plan to spend most of the night in your room."
I just laughed. My mom was home a little later and as soon as she got home my dad goes "just so you know, Kimmy had Chinese food tonight."

My mom goes "Ill keep the fabrise handy."

The only thing I dont care to have is India food. Theres a place not far from here when it was a new place I was there a couple times and its just I had diarrhea for the rest of the day each time. Its not like it was 1 or 2 trips to the pot, it was just draining. No thanks.

[Mahnarch]

OH, Chinatown's 'Pepper Steak' meal ("You wann'a numma twenny one?") gives me the greatest ones.

Sometimes I'm scared to lift the cheek and will do a preemptive 'Sit down' on the can just to be sure.
There have been times where this has been a benefit.


One place I'm kinda disappointed at is Blimpie's.
I tried their Jalepeno bread and they actually bake the peppers onto the bread - only, I got ONE pepper in an entire foot long.

....and $9 BUCKS FOR A FOOT LONG MEAL??!!!
PfffTTTT!!!
Bump that noise.
I'll stick with my $1.29 Wesco 1liter Mountain Dew, $1 Double Cheese, $1 McChicken, and $1.70 large fry. ($1.35 for medium)

Twice the food for half the cost and the sub is 85% bread.

And, it's less walking, too.
I hate it how the big trucks have to walk half a mile from parking to go into the building.

My Blimpie is in a strip mall.
The only available parking is on the opposite end, of course.
McDonald's have Semi/RV parking in the rear but, you have to walk the entire parking lot's worth AND dodge drive thru traffic.
Arby's might as well have the parking lot in the car dealer lot next door...

Why can't they make a drive thru for the trucks?
It'd be a mile long drive through and they have to have steps or a ladder inside, but, hey!, they close down the lobby at 10pm in most places while the drive through is 24hrs or at least until midnight, and we're the only ones on the road after that!

If McDonald's spearheaded a campaign to open up large truck drive thru, their business would explode in the late hours.

Oh, and we're not allowed to walk up to the drive thru window to order.
Though, I did take a straight truck though a drive thru in Lansing a while back.
I had to shut the truck off just to order and had to park close, but away from the building.

I could stand between my truck and the window to pay and get my food but, if there were any cars in the lot, or had a semi, there'd be no way to do it.
[I also got waited on by some kid who had 15+ earrings in both ears and tatoos running up his neck.
I was more scared of him than he was of me!]

[[or, more like, I was more disgusted with him than he was with me.]]

Me: "You got 10 piece chicken nuggets, or no?"
Him: "Uhhhmmm.....What?"