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Post by PoIsOnDaRt on Mar 13, 2009 18:11:42 GMT -5
Kidding, I just needed to show you this song. Remind you of anyone?  |
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Post by Blastgirl on Mar 13, 2009 23:38:11 GMT -5
I liked the song. I think it hits home with more people than just Mahnarch though. ;D
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Post by Mahnarch on Mar 14, 2009 0:13:50 GMT -5
You spelled my name wrong. *mafia slaps poision*
I'll listen, shortly.
I'm hoping for good things; like puppy dogs and ice cream....
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Post by PoIsOnDaRt on Mar 14, 2009 13:42:30 GMT -5
You did the same.
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Post by Mahnarch on Mar 14, 2009 23:15:27 GMT -5
Yes....yes I did.......
*mafia slaps himself*
I'm still afraid of this song......will it feel like lemon juice in a paper cut?
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Post by PoIsOnDaRt on Mar 15, 2009 18:00:47 GMT -5
No, it will feel like unloading a burden and knowing other people go through the same things as you.
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Post by Mahnarch on Mar 15, 2009 21:44:18 GMT -5
It would help if you could post the lyrics as my hearing isn't that great to begin with.
Thank you.
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Post by PoIsOnDaRt on Mar 16, 2009 11:24:06 GMT -5
Close.
Saw you on the street
we had to meet
I thought I should greet you
In just one week I would delete you
People say the stupidest things
On their first date like
"What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance
But you adore them
So you just ignore them
Then came you raising the bar
Oh, you, you won't be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw there was nothing in there
'Cause there's nothing
between your ears but air!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
I love how you adore me
Oh, but honey how you bore me
Your life's such a wreck
I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
It took me just one week to despise you!
And I don't care that you're a model
No, 'cause let me say it's clear to tell
that your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares that you love Keanu
Oh, what's the difference anyway
Everybody knows that he's gay
Okay, I really don't know that
But let's face it
He's too hot to be straight!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
Perhaps I'll wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
I just think I'll look more official!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
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Post by aido179 on Mar 16, 2009 11:49:44 GMT -5
aha:
"She has a beautiful left nut. If only they were closed.
I love how you were dog meat."
oh god..i lol'd so hard!
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Post by Mahnarch on Mar 17, 2009 2:58:07 GMT -5
Left nut....
That's what I heard.
Some of my misunderstandings are pretty funny though. And I admit them when I know that what I've 'heard' can't be right.
[One day I thought a security guard-lady was propositioning me for a date. Turns out she wanted to see my "security" 'screener'...]
In about 10-15 years I'll need cochlear implants.
Spoken words blend together when they're mixed with background noises (machinery/music).
People with deep voices I have an even harder time with.
I can reap lips to a varying degree - but, not when they turn away from me.
Stupid thing is: I can hear a solitary "beep" in a hearing test but ask me where I'm from in a semi noisy bar and I can't understand you.
I'll just nod my head and look away.
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